What is marriage? U will be shocked.
Marriage is…ARGUMENTS O!!! Plenty, seemingly mundane and insane arguments about how to do the everyday stuff😄😄😄
U are used to doing things a certain way, then along comes this guy/babe, trying to do things in a silly way. U see couples fighting and arguing over whether to press toothpaste from the middle or the end, whether APC has more sense than PDP…
Marriage is a man brushing his teeth in the bathroom, while his wife is defecating in the same enclosure…it takes a certain amount of marital years to achieve that level of closeness and comfort between dem.
Marriage is me showing my husband a boil on my bumbum, him bending down to take a better look, using his phone as a torch to see it well to press it. Its me feeling comfortable enough to show him a boil in my most private place…
Marriage is me grumbling cos he is watching Man U when i want to watch NCIS or Game of Thrones…the battle for the remote that goes on in every home😄😄 Me forcing him to watch romantic comedies, and him looking at me feeling, see what my wife is smiling at…is this thing realistic now???🤣🤣
Marriage is him helping u wear ya girdle tights, helping u pull up ur spanx, knowing how important it is for u to slay that short gown and suck belle! It is him going to the car to bring ur slippers, even tho he told u that ur shoes are too tight, can u wear it? U said yes…but in ya heart, slay is more important than sense! But he will still go to the car to bring u the slippers to save ya life!
Marriage is when he is buying something u know that he will not need, but he insists that he wants to play tennis, so to let peace reign, u allow him buy, then later put it in that back room where u have plenty silly things he bought and never used!
Marriage? When u are horny and calls him…and just asks, Nna, where u dey now? From the tone of voice, he knows whats up, so he comes home in the middle of the day…the u ride him like a horse and go back to shop! Quarrels are settled by midnight touch of ur feet against his legs…no words needed!
No fear. Marriage is you living honestly with another person.