Grew Special Jokes

INTRO : THEY ONCE TOLD ME TO PUT A STICK OF BROOM UNDER MY ARMPIT THAT MY DAD WOULD FORGET BEATING ME,,,,,,,,,πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ I SWEAR,,,,,,,,HE NEARLY KILLED ME THAT DAY……..πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•β˜ΉοΈβ˜ΉοΈβ˜ΉοΈπŸ™πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨
1. In every African kitchen, there is a nylon inside a nylon tie inside another nylon where nylons are kept inside a big nylon.
Are we together? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2. My brother, please treat your girlfriend like Beyonce even if she looks like Emmanuella.
E get why πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3. Please if you ever ask me out and I told I was taken, please no vex, come back o cos I was taken for granted.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
4. Girls who post picture with half breast opened and still caption “JAH GOT MY BACK”
My sister what exactly is your JAH holding?
Tell us.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5. Hello guys! Don’t allow her to chop you, fixing of nails is N150 and then, there are eyelashes of N300.
I just find it out this afternoon πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
6. Auntie you told me in school that you want to marry your books, but now you are pregnant, so tell me which particular subject that is responsible o.
I hate nonsense lies πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
7. If your boyfriend doesn’t buy your clothes, go to his house with scissors and cut all his jeans into bumshots.
My sister be creative for once! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
8. You begged me for airtime, I gave you, then you post your picture online with a glass of wine saying “That’s how star do, too much money”
Do you know you can run mad for small thing like this? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
9. You are dating two guys at the same time yet you can’t solve simple simultaneous equation that you are doing.
Idiot! 😏😏😏
10. “Baby prove to me that you truly love me”.
This statement alone is more deadly than Rat kill and dry poison.
If u know u know,πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
11. According to your battery percentage, how ugly are you?
Yes you! I’m talking to you reading this post. that charge phone from morning to night
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
12. The day a lady will ask for my account number and I see alert…
I will screenshot, frame it and hang it on my parlour wall😊😊😊😊😊😊
13. If you’re walking with your grandmother and she met her old friend, just find a bench and sleep first. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
14. If I’ve ever made you smile or laugh, u owe me your reaction and comment…

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