One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.

The bartender asks the man what he wants.


The man says “Oh just a beer”.

The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.

The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.

The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?

The man siad “Well the mβ€Žonth is up tonight”…