Grew Special Jokes

Jokes

06/01/2021

1. Is only in lagos state I stop a girl to ask for direction and she said,bros e no too cost just 12,000 per night

2. You they claim slay queen.,your meat fall for your restaurant you pick am chop, you no dey shame? 😏 🙎🏽‍♀️

3. When you see cockroaches in your house it’s a sign you have food. Cockroaches are like slay Queens, they hate poverty 🦗💅 🍲 😪

4. Sitting next to your EX in the church is not a problem,the problem is when the pastor says tell your neighbour it’s not over🙂🙎🏽‍♀️🙎🏾‍♂️

5. During a fight when someone has almost killed you and you hear someone shouting *”Leave them to fight”

6. That very moment she said. “I OWN A CANTEEN WHERE I SELL RESTAURANT” that was when I gave up on YORUBA people 😄😄😂

7. Igbo guys advertising casket go be like. Oga buy these one. fiammmm 3secs ur mama don reach heaven

8. Some Men are fools, how can you pass by me with your car and few distance from me pick a lady, with hope, I greeted him, he ignored me. Suddenly, the car broke down .

He was like, oh bro help me push it. I’ll never, even if I swallow the Qur’an/Bible as food.

what pained me the most is, the lady was still inside the car, shouting bros what’s delaying you, don’t you know I’m rushing to somewhere. OMG. 😒🚙 🙎🏽‍♀️

9. When I was a kid the insult that

Made me cry was bombastic element

please who knows the meaning.🤨👦

10. Statistic from Nigerian banks show that men withdraw a lot on Friday and Women deposit a lot on Monday. Girls why? How come, This case has gone viral that scientists are still investigating. 🤷🏽‍♂️🙍‍♀️💷 🏦

11. Some girls will be like “i want a man who can protect me,”but they have rejected over 25 securities

men. Aunty who do you really want? A

padlock seller?

12. Your woman may keep cheating on you but you’re still special in her heart” if you still believe this nonsense please kneel down let the admin of this group pray for you 🤦🏾‍♂️🧘🏾‍♂️

Thankiu

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By Olatoye Daniel